Category: Everyday

Postcards from people from Hawaii _(or other tropical climes)_, no matter what the context, makes me want swift vengeance. _I think this means I need a vacation._

I met the Diane at “Mexican Radio”:http://newyork.citysearch.com/profile/7109134/ she was sitting at the bar reading _The Lord of the Rings_ and had started the first of her Margaritas. The bar sits on the left hand side of the restaurant, behind it a tall indie rocker bartender with tattoos was gently cleansing beer glasses. Being Friday the…

It look as if Funtime Diane has had one heck _(insert appropriate profanity)_ of a day. TO EXPLAIN I have been a lump lately, with the _Blizzard of 03’_ and a general malaise of inactivity, my laundry had reached the _no undies phase._ (Not the sexy _no undies phase_, mind you, but the _have even…

AS A RULE: Snow in New York City doesn’t stay white for very long… _If at all._ Snow days in New York are really only cool, if you aren’t working. Otherwise, they are a recurring reminder that being a kid was, in fact, the best time of your life and you were an idiot to…

Howdy online friends and family. It has been a while since I had the time and the gumption to write an actual post on this blasted information super-highway. bq. SPEAKING OF WHICH, what ever happened to the _Information Super-Highway?_ The description for the internet has disappeared for what i can determine must have been the…