In the likely event that I sound like a complete and utter dork, I oppologise. I just finished _The Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers_ and it was awesome.
If I were on _Middle Earth_ I would want to be an elf, but unfortunately I think I would probably be a hobbit.
*Just my luck.*
-Where is my 12 sided dice?-
UPDATE: I have been sketching ideas for my own little book and have had an idea for an orc. The only problem I see is that he isn’t terrible or terrifying. *Back to the drawing board.*