I have Tea Alzheimers

# boil water
# open tea bag
# put tea bag in cup
# pour water on tea bag
# -pour in milk-
# -drink my cup of tea-

Instead, I just walk away and let that baby steep and steep, forgetting I ever made a cup. Maybe I’m the first tea liberationist.

… or maybe I have the attention span of a fruit fly, _whatever._


One response to “I have Tea Alzheimers”

  1. Glovia Avatar

    You're probably just busy, or overloaded. That is funny. My neighbor is diabetic and has an insulin needle in her stomach. But she also has alzheimer's and forgets she is diabetic and takes the damn thing out. I'm so afraid of finding her, you know, one day. Tea alzheimer's seems pretty harmless tho.