Up the Tree

Category: Quotes

  • Wig Up the Tree

    Wig Up the Tree

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    Funtime Ben
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    V: “There is a wig in that tree!” Me: “Where’s the wig?” V: “Right there!” (Points with her middle finger at the tree) Me: “You mean the nest?” V: “Yeah!” (as though saying, “Of course, what else would I be talking about?”) 18 March 2023

  • Narcissism

    Narcissism

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    Funtime Ben
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    Julia: “This is cool, I found an account of a woman who studies narcissism on Instagram”Me: “Literally all accounts on Instagram study Narcissism.” This Evening Update: For folks who want to go down my wife’s rabbit hole: You’re welcome?

  • Cute at 45

    Cute at 45

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    Funtime Ben
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    Del told me a great thing when I first started out at Second City, he was art director. I used to get by winking at the audience in my behavior and making smart jokes. And Del pulled me aside one day, after a show, and said “Some day you are going to look into a…