Everyday Overheard

Wig Up the Tree

V: “There is a wig in that tree!”
Me: “Where’s the wig?”
V: “Right there!” (Points with her middle finger at the tree)
Me: “You mean the nest?”
V: “Yeah!” (as though saying, “Of course, what else would I be talking about?”)

18 March 2023


Julia: “This is cool, I found an account of a woman who studies narcissism on Instagram”
Me: “Literally all accounts on Instagram study Narcissism.”

This Evening

Update: For folks who want to go down my wife’s rabbit hole:

You’re welcome?