Category: Everyday

Back in New York we have this Dairy product called _Skim Milk_. It is part of a four pronged system of milk delivery. They consist of: * Whole Milk * 2% Milk * 1% Milk * Skim Milk (There is also Half- &-Half as well as the popular cream varieties, but for the sake of…

Well, the flight was unremarkable, we didn’t crash and Florence Henderson didn’t speak jive… Which I am thankful for. We flew on JetBlue, which was great and arrived in Oakland right on time. Diane’s friend Toni picked us up at the airport, again right on time and we drove to her apartment in sunny _Walnut…

I forgot my keys, but this time I am really leaving. …And NO Parties!

Is it just me, or has the world gone mad, or has someone forgotten to tell me that judgment day is coming? I have been completely disgusted with people lately. I’m not talking about a feeling I have been having about people, I mean people have become animals in this city and I need to…

I was ridding the train the other day with Diane and a young black couple were talking to one another. As the guy way kissing his girlfriend goodbye, because he was getting off at the next stop, I heard this brief and hilarious conversation. HIM “Eiw! Why your lips all wet?” HER “Lip-gloss Nigga’” It…