Up the Tree

Author: Funtime Ben

  • Updates Up The Tree

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    Although Up The Tree has been _on again off again_ recently, let me assure you all I am still in full effect over here. I am just so busy that getting a message out is a little difficult at the moment, but I hope to post more regularly soon. My focus on this website was…

  • Fruit

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    Have you ever forgotten how yummy fruit is? It’s really tasty, super nutritious, and makes you feel good. Have some blueberries. _It’s on me._ (Not literally of course… figuratively.)

  • Superman’s Panties

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    Somewhere in the haze before I go to sleep, when my eyes are closed, I have strange thoughts. Sometimes as simple as questioning what’s in the boneless spareribs I had for dinner, but sometimes I have a full-fledged philosophical epiphany. Last night I wondered in order for super-heroes to wear their flashy spandex body suits,…

  • Awake at 3AM

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    These are the wasted hours between excitement and romance between take out and gumption by yourself alone wishing your friends had more stamina and LA weren’t so far away these are the misspent days of my youth that I wished I had spent better spent and unlike the past used to intervene in cigarettes and…

  • Taking it Back

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    The following post uses strong language not suitable for some children, please discontinue reading if you are offended by strong language. *Now, don’t get me wrong.* I feel for the prisoners of the US Military that were abused, tortured, humiliated, raped, and any other outrageous act that was inflicted upon them. That my country’s military…