Author: Funtime Ben

In the Hudson Valley News, which you may know as one of the last bastions of truth in our society… I read an “article” about Kerry’s tour bus stopping at a Wendy’s in Newburgh New York to eat, when in fact the future president had already ordered food at a five-star restaurant. It turns out…

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Last night on the subway I rode across from an older russian lady. She must have been Russian, because she had that eurotrash air about her. She also was rocking a revealing shirt, whose laces were unlaced giving all the grandpas on the train something to think about. You go grandma!

The Summer. The Business. The Side Projects. The Driver’s License. The Art Funk. The Heat. The Beach. The Boroughs. The Target in Brooklyn. The President. The Books I want to read. The Free Concerts in Prospect Park. The Music. The Watercolors. The Cat. These are the parts of my personality. There is a happy mixture…

I just bought a CARL corner rounder and let me tell you, no piece of paper in my office is un-rounded. For less than $5 from Staples you too can remove your sharp, pointy edges and enjoy a thoroughly rounded lifestyle. I spent most of today rounding all the corners of my business cards and…