Kerry decides not to eat at Wendy’s

In the Hudson Valley News, which you may know as one of the last bastions of truth in our society… I read an “article” about Kerry’s tour bus stopping at a Wendy’s in Newburgh New York to eat, when in fact the future president had already ordered food at a five-star restaurant. It turns out Kerry had no plans to order from Wendy’s.

WOW. It’s almost like I can feel the news breaking around me!

It reminded me of college, while during orientation my sophomore year, I ate and Wendy’s in Westchester and had explosive diarrhea and extreme stomach discomfort. I have since, never entered a Wendy’s without first consulting a physician.

The moral of this story? *Yet another reason to trust our country (and stomachs) with Kerry.*


2 responses to “Kerry decides not to eat at Wendy’s”

  1. Nice find Ben!

    Didn't Clinton used to do this with McDonald's restaurants? At least they did a skit parodying him eating everyone's hamburgers and fires while he was there.

  2. hey – just heard your music! Will there be another open microphone night? Have you ever considered posting your lyrics?