The Ironic Mustache

The Ironic Hipster Mustache

So it’s all grown out. I’d like to thank my friends and family for their support while I was growing this ugly thing out. The mustache lasted a grand total of 4 hours for a particularly sweeting with my mother on mother’s day. But the bastard did not accompany me to the gym shortly afterward.

Thanks Ironic Mustache. You rock.

Although the experience proves that I cannot grow a mustache like this particularly evenly. My facial-hair is just too fair.

8 replies on “The Ironic Mustache”

Perhaps your facial hair was angry and boycotting your face. Have you done anything to upset it lately? By the way, what are you looking at? A bird? A plane? Oh shit! It's the warlock!!! No, warlocks can't fly.

I'm afraid all tribal tattoos are ironic. When I see people with tribal tattoos I wonder… what the hell tribe they belong to? Cause' they sure as hell don't look like native americans.

As for tattoos, I'm a plain old o' naturale kind of guy, but I have to admit tattoos on women are pretty cute… within reason. Some girls overdo it and look like topographical maps of French Polynesia.

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