The Ironic Mustache

The Ironic Hipster Mustache

So it’s all grown out. I’d like to thank my friends and family for their support while I was growing this ugly thing out. The mustache lasted a grand total of 4 hours for a particularly sweeting with my mother on mother’s day. But the bastard did not accompany me to the gym shortly afterward.

Thanks Ironic Mustache. You rock.

Although the experience proves that I cannot grow a mustache like this particularly evenly. My facial-hair is just too fair.

8 replies on “The Ironic Mustache”

Now I see why you didn't want to get together this weekend: afraid my moustache would steal your moustache's thunder– a legitimate concern considering its power.

<a title="Photo Sharing" rel="nofollow" href="">Seen here with friend Asha.

It's a dog-eat-dog world for moustaches. They havea mind of their own. Maybe next time we'll have to get together for a trimming support group.

Perhaps your facial hair was angry and boycotting your face. Have you done anything to upset it lately? By the way, what are you looking at? A bird? A plane? Oh shit! It's the warlock!!! No, warlocks can't fly.

That rocks. You should totally look into being the new Brawny Paper Towel dude. That's totally more rugged then the latest metrosexual version. Super Absorbant Podcasting….i love it already.

I'm afraid all tribal tattoos are ironic. When I see people with tribal tattoos I wonder… what the hell tribe they belong to? Cause' they sure as hell don't look like native americans.

As for tattoos, I'm a plain old o' naturale kind of guy, but I have to admit tattoos on women are pretty cute… within reason. Some girls overdo it and look like topographical maps of French Polynesia.

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