George: Remember that time you went down to Latin America to save your daughter and kicked that cartel’s ass?
Arnold: Ya.
George: That was awesome! Well I created a little bit of a shitfarm down in Iraq, would you mind taking care of a guy for me?
Arnold: Dat vas just a moovie! Commando! I am a actoor!
George: I know what your saying there Arnie, but even if that was a movie – remember when you killed that alien in the woods with pointed sticks? do like that, but instead of an alien this is a guy named Osama-
Arnold: But I say dat vas just a moovie too!
George: Alright, Alright, but remember that time you were the Beastmaster and could talk to the hawks n’ shit? (turns to advisor) They got hawks in Iraq?
Arnold: I wasn’t even in dat movie, dat vas Marc Singer. He vas da BeastMaster.
George: Do you know if he’s a republican?
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Ben for President.
I second that. Although the prospect of you as first lady is rather frightening. And I definatley get the Lincoln bedroom when I visit!