My exploits in touch typing have convinced me of 4 things.
* I am as dexterous a medium sized bull
* It isn’t as easy as it looks on science fiction movies where people type faster than Steven King on meth
* My cat managed to jump on my keyboard and to spell _rembrandt_ her first try
* When examined, my keyboard has accumulated some nasty things between the keys
(Steven King writes a book a week, so I bet he touch types really, really fast.)