Month: March 2005
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Jerry Lewis Disease
!https://www.upthetree.com/wp-uploads/jerry.jpg(jerry)! bq. *Ree:* Have you seen Jerry Lewis recently? He looks bad. *FB:* No, but the last time I saw him he was really fat. *Ree:* Maybe he has some sort of disease or something? *FB:* Yeah, the Fatty-Fat Pants disease. From then on, whenever we would talk about people being fat, or ourselves feeling…
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Funtime Ben’s Unflappable Hiccup Cure
Still here, although after a particularly bleary night out, I got the hiccups and decided to perform my unflappable hiccup cure with unexpected results. h4. Funtime Ben’s Unflappable Hiccup Cure(R) * Slice of lemon * Sugar to taste Bite on that sunva-bitch. There, that’s it – your hiccups are gone… *if not seek medical attention.*…