Up the Tree

Category: Everyday

  • Question Time Again

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    Funtime Ben
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    Am I the only one who thinks that all this paranoia about High Threat warnings from the government is just another way to scare the “United States people” into thinking war is a good idea? Nice try George.

  • Mondays

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    Funtime Ben
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    Splitting head, hurting must find Excedrin, must make a trip to Duane Reade.

  • To the guy at Bar

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    Funtime Ben
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    I can hear you. The whole bar can hear you. And I’m very certain that your white-hat friend one foot in front of you can hear you. Now, can you please shut up. _Thank You_

  • Pert Plus

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    Funtime Ben
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    There once was a shampoo that had a conditioner built in. It was the perfect product for a person on the go. Someone who needed to wash their hair and not worry about leaving the conditioner to set in. It was my fathers brand of shampoo. Pert has since decided, that having both shampoo and…

  • Corporate White Men

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    Funtime Ben
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    I’m not a go on business trips kind of guy. I’m not really in a go on business trips kind of industry. When I visit this sorted underworld of greying, slightly overweight white men who have shitty management jobs from Tacoma, I feel like an anthropologist discovering a new tribe in the congo, the tribe…