Category: Everyday

  • Got Da’ Blues

    In a weak attempt to get myself prepared for my upcoming open-mic show I have been busy listening to one man blues recordings. Let ma just say that the blues makes me feel so good. I can’t really understand why, when what they are singing about is slavery, broken hearts, and the like. It’s all…

  • A Foul Draft

    Hey everybody! Isn’t it fun to think that we may be together soon? In Iraq, or Iran perhaps? Shooting up innocent people? Torturing prisoners? You, me, and a big old gun. I’m just so happy that I have the opportunity to join in a groundless war and kill for our maniacal president. Just so that…

  • Updates Up The Tree

    Although Up The Tree has been _on again off again_ recently, let me assure you all I am still in full effect over here. I am just so busy that getting a message out is a little difficult at the moment, but I hope to post more regularly soon. My focus on this website was…

  • Fruit

    Have you ever forgotten how yummy fruit is? It’s really tasty, super nutritious, and makes you feel good. Have some blueberries. _It’s on me._ (Not literally of course… figuratively.)

  • Superman’s Panties

    Somewhere in the haze before I go to sleep, when my eyes are closed, I have strange thoughts. Sometimes as simple as questioning what’s in the boneless spareribs I had for dinner, but sometimes I have a full-fledged philosophical epiphany. Last night I wondered in order for super-heroes to wear their flashy spandex body suits,…