I wish I was still on Vacation

This week has been way too much for me. All the projects in 2004 have gone critical in 2005. Everything went terribly wrong while I was away on my lazy week vacation and now god is making me pay.

*Seems like I never had a vacation to begin with.*

Then, to compound things, Funtime Diane gets sicker than a dog and is bed ridden and needs me to prepare foods, prop her up, open boxes of tissues, and bring washcloths… you name it. It’s a mess and all the while in the back of my mind I know I’m going to get sick. It’s there as a small ache in my back the hint that the moment I get some down time my body is going to fall apart.

It’s at this moment that I try to arrange a get together with Josiah to record show 11… well that’s been moved to Sunday, because his sister is in town and plus I’m kind of wiped out from work and care-taking. When it’s bad it’s very bad.

The good news is Josiah and I have set aside some quality time to record some shows. We should be making up to lost time and PodCasting far more regularly. Again I’m sorry there’s no show this week… which brings us to a grand total of 3 empty weeks! My PR people are going to freak out.

I would also like to apologize for anyone who hasn’t received an e-mail back from me in the last two weeks… I’m very far behind. I’m catching up and hope to respond to everybody.


7 responses to “I wish I was still on Vacation”

  1. Hey Benny…
    First off, you don't believe in God so therefore He cannot be punishing you with sickness and bad karma or whatever (unless, of course, He IS real and therefore IS punishing you for NOT believing and now you're gonna get sick and so am I because I am an affiliate….oh shit).


    Just wanted to drop a line and apologize to you and our seven or eight listeners about the continual delays in showtimes. I can't help but feel partly responsible; it seems like just when we started getting comfortable with this new "duo" format I can't seem to ever come over to record another show (or catch a goddamned F train on a Sunday).

    So be it snow or sisters visiting or derailed trains or fatigue or even ass cancer, we SHALL record this weekend!!!!

    Even if God exists and hates you and makes us all sick.

  2. God doesn't exist and that's why he spites me! Read your philosophy man!

    You better believe we be recording this Sunday ass munch… Now here's a question for the home audience, what should we talk about?

  3. David Panarelli Avatar
    David Panarelli

    good luck

  4. I love the fact that she remains Funtime Diane and never lapses into Sick As A Dog Diane because no one really wants a name that long.

  5. Funtime Diane Avatar
    Funtime Diane

    I need a tissue. Woof.

  6. Maybe Pep can whip up some of her famous chicken soup…Get better pookie faces.

  7. Funtime Diane, hope you're feeling better. We over at Loft405 dedicate the following Seinfeld Episode to you, enjoy:

    "Seinfeld Episode – The Frogger" Song: Get Well Get Well soon, We Wish You To Get Well