Flipping Cold

No, I mean really guys it’s outrageously cold in the city today. The wind blows and your nads jump right up into your neck to avoid the chill. I really wish this global warming thing would hurry it’s ass up.

Last night I stayed awake spraying hairspray out my window trying desperately to deplete this blasted ozone. If anything it’s gotten colder.

Ah well, don’t say I never tried.