Category: Everyday

  • A Letter to George

    Dear George, I would appreciate it, if you wouldn’t go to “war tomorrow”:http://www.nytimes.com/2003/03/17/international/17CND-NATI.html. I would very much like to see peace and harmony among the citizens of the world. I know we haven’t seen eye to eye as of late, but I think if you could just take a “Valium”:http://www.observer.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,722395,00.html, you might see that this…

  • The Gym

    Well, it’s official, I joined a gym. I’ve never been a member of a gym before and I’m really excited about the prospect of getting “in shape.” Sure, when I was in college, I had access to a gym, but that was college. Gym was for jocks and art students, like me, didn’t work out…

  • Moms

    I don’t care what it is, if your mom says _”It’s going to be all right.”_ *It’s going to be all right.* PHOTO ADDED 3.14.2003

  • Soups of the Day

    I wish that “aubonpain.com”:http://aubonpain.com/ had an indicator like the “Department of Homeland Security”:http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2002/03/20020312-5.html telling you what soups they had for the day.

  • Sandwich Stability

    Maybe you’ve had the same scenario, you buy a sandwich, purchased from a local deli or bodega, and the meat or cheese always seems to slip out the back when you bite down. *It’s 2003 people!* We should have flying cars, flying cities, or jet packs by now and all I got is a sandwich…