Up the Tree

Author: Funtime Ben

  • Tree

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    Christmas trees are out in a vengeance throughout Manhattan. I had a crazy image of the trees taking over the streets and the sidewalks of new York becoming forests.

  • Monster Cheese

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    When I was young, I used to love Muenster cheese, because I thought it was called Monster cheese. I used to imagine that the yellow-orange outer coating was part of it’s monster quality. I imagined Frankenstein eating slices with the wolf man. “DIS IS GOOD CHEESE!” When I found out it wasn’t called Monster cheese…

  • Apple’s Unfortunate Policies

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    It seems that Apple, due to popular demand, has added an “AppleCare Protection for the iPod,”:http://store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APPLE/WebObjects/AppleStore?productLearnMore=M9404LL/A which extends the warranty from one year to Three for $60. The unfortunate problem with this great addition to the AppleCare line is that my iPod missed the deadline by 5 days, because Apple did nothing to inform customers…

  • Damn

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    It just stopped… The sun is out… DAMN!

  • Snow

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    I feel like I’m in a snow globe today. It’s coming down from everywhere. This is great. _Don’t ask me how I feel about it tomorrow, but today it’s great!_