Author: Funtime Ben

  • Baked Potato

    Later that evening the scientist, after a particularly boring award ceremony where he was not honored, looked through his telescope at the night sky and discovered a new asteroid floating through space. Even-though he had never had an asteroid named after him, he decided to call the asteroid baked potato, just to stir things up…

  • Baby you can’t drive my car

    Anyone who knows me well enough, knows I don’t have a drivers license. This often comes as a shock to most people, likening it to being illiterate. The truth of the matter is I know how to drive, but it’s the test I don’t know how to take. I have procrastinated so long in getting…

  • The Argument Dance

    You may notice that most amateur recordings often have a lower volume than professionally produced albums. The reason for this is that the professional recordings have been professionally mastered. They have been basically adjusted to fit on a CD and to shine on the disc. My tracks have not, although I am learning fast and…

  • Sleeping late

    Weekend plans… sleeping late.

  • Fudge

    I’ve been sick the past couple of days, mainly due to untold stress on my body from not taking care of it the way I should. My body feels like a pencil with the lead worn down and blunt, leaving fat sloppy marks. I need a pick-me-up bad. On a positive note, I’ve been busily…