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Janet’s Breast

damn it janet

*Open letter to the people of the United States of America:*

I think I speak for everybody when I say we don’t really give a shit about Janet Jackson’s breast. We’re talking about her breast here people, it’s not like she flashed her Jessie Jackson at anybody. Unfortunately most of America is so backwards when it comes to sex that they feel this is outrageous. More like the religious right who are at the helm of the FCC are outraged. Flashing your breast is outrageous? Only because the bible-thumpers say it is!

Who the flip cares? Is it because she’s a black woman? Nervous white wives in the mid-west are afraid that their husbands and sons will revert back to their 19th century ancestors and start longing for black tail? Is this the priority people? Let’s not forget all the American men being killed everyday in a holy war that our president created out of thin air.

_Hey I have an idea America, why don’t you grow up._

10 replies on “Janet’s Breast”

It is so pathetic. We have pouty 14 year olds in thongs and push up bras on every page of a Victoria's Secret catalogue, but Janet's breast elicits shock and outrage. We live in such a duplicitous country that personifies hypocrisy.

it scares me how afraid our country is of a breast. we are the most sexually closeted free country around. how is it that violence makes it way on prime time and that's just fine for the family to see – but then when something completely UNSCARY as female parts are only partially revealed the media goes apeshit. i've felt like moving to canada more times than i can count this year because of the sheer stupidity that this country gets in an uproar about.

Umm, just how many ads for limp dick drugs were advertised during the Super Bowl??
Apparently, every man in America must have a rock hard penis but the world goes ape shit over a little cookie.
I've benn walking around topless for days in protest. Nobody here in WeHo seems to notice.

As a side note: your big words turn me on too, Di.

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