I’m not sure if it was the onion I cutting for lunch, but I was moved to tears after reading the article “Whatever It Takes”:http://www.oriononline.org/pages/os/media/ThoughtsInitiative.html which appeared in the New York Times today. It reminded me of convictions, where they … Continue reading
George: Remember that time you went down to Latin America to save your daughter and kicked that cartel’s ass? Arnold: Ya. George: That was awesome! Well I created a little bit of a shitfarm down in Iraq, would you mind … Continue reading
That’s right it’s almost time for over-privileged rich white people to descend on new york city and today the wall street journal posted an article introducing us to the republican bloggers who will be covering the RNC. WSJ.com – Meet the … Continue reading
This is the anatomy of my broken heart. Broke – torn apart. The shot, the sprint, and my false start leaves me all alone. So you’ve recaptured your college years, under the weight of grown-up fears the planes fly by, you … Continue reading
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It was then that Susie realized that the third vodka and tonic was a mistake. For all her planning, she had not planned this.
Yes, it is true. A “Baby Ben Bib” stamp would be one hell of a cute stamp, but the risks are just too great. Also, what if somebody put your picture on a stamp and sent it to you. Stalker stamps! … Continue reading
As you may have noticed, I have done some redecorating around here. There is now a *switcher* in the upper right hand corner, for any of you who might object to the new look and want my _Classic_ styling. To … Continue reading
_Warning, Sarcasm Ahead!_ Do you ever feel as if your stamp is just not speaking for you? Is your ego so big that you need your mug on your mail? Are you getting married and feel like the people you … Continue reading
Although we don’t look any different, let me assure you that I went through heaven and hell trying to get this mother of a website back online. I am totally exhausted! Up the Tree has officially changed hosts, because we … Continue reading
In the Hudson Valley News, which you may know as one of the last bastions of truth in our society… I read an “article” about Kerry’s tour bus stopping at a Wendy’s in Newburgh New York to eat, when in … Continue reading
