Month: September 2003
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Hold the Mayo
When I was younger, 8 or 9, I used to think that mayonnaise had some sort of preserving feature. I thought people smeared that disgusting white stuff all over their sandwiches because it protected the bread from getting soggy from the tomato. It was like bread paint. A protective barrier, if you will. When I…
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9/11
It’s eerie how much today was like that day. It was bright, beautiful, and cool, just like today. I struggled out of bed into my living room and turned on some morning news program, as was my custom at the time. Every morning the same cheery cast of characters told me banal stories that had…
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5 Inches of Pure Pleasure
I’m a media junky. I love to horde CD-Rs and burn my life onto plastic. Back-ups, custom audio mixes, projects, drafts, masters, you name it I burn it onto cd. Unfortunately, most of my CDs look like I have terrible penmanship and live on a boat riding turbulent waters. “My Pictures of Pepper” written on…