# boil water # open tea bag # put tea bag in cup # pour water on tea bag # -pour in milk- # -drink my cup of tea- Instead, I just walk away and let that baby steep and steep, … Continue reading
I have a hole in the back of my desk that all the wires of my computer come up out of. Recently a mouse has also been coming up out of the same hole. It shits on my desk, but … Continue reading
Postcards from people from Hawaii _(or other tropical climes)_, no matter what the context, makes me want swift vengeance. _I think this means I need a vacation._
I met the Diane at “Mexican Radio”:http://newyork.citysearch.com/profile/7109134/ she was sitting at the bar reading _The Lord of the Rings_ and had started the first of her Margaritas. The bar sits on the left hand side of the restaurant, behind it … Continue reading
It look as if Funtime Diane has had one heck _(insert appropriate profanity)_ of a day. TO EXPLAIN I have been a lump lately, with the _Blizzard of 03′_ and a general malaise of inactivity, my laundry had reached the _no … Continue reading
AS A RULE: Snow in New York City doesn’t stay white for very long… _If at all._ Snow days in New York are really only cool, if you aren’t working. Otherwise, they are a recurring reminder that being a kid was, … Continue reading
Howdy online friends and family. It has been a while since I had the time and the gumption to write an actual post on this blasted information super-highway. bq. SPEAKING OF WHICH, what ever happened to the _Information Super-Highway?_ The … Continue reading
Am I the only one who thinks that all this paranoia about High Threat warnings from the government is just another way to scare the “United States people” into thinking war is a good idea? Nice try George.
Splitting head, hurting must find Excedrin, must make a trip to Duane Reade.
I can hear you. The whole bar can hear you. And I’m very certain that your white-hat friend one foot in front of you can hear you. Now, can you please shut up. _Thank You_
