Month: February 2003

# boil water # open tea bag # put tea bag in cup # pour water on tea bag # -pour in milk- # -drink my cup of tea- Instead, I just walk away and let that baby steep and steep, forgetting I ever made a cup. Maybe I’m the first tea liberationist. … or…

I have a hole in the back of my desk that all the wires of my computer come up out of. Recently a mouse has also been coming up out of the same hole. It shits on my desk, but who can complain with such a face. *I think I shall call him Reggie.*

Postcards from people from Hawaii _(or other tropical climes)_, no matter what the context, makes me want swift vengeance. _I think this means I need a vacation._

I met the Diane at “Mexican Radio”:http://newyork.citysearch.com/profile/7109134/ she was sitting at the bar reading _The Lord of the Rings_ and had started the first of her Margaritas. The bar sits on the left hand side of the restaurant, behind it a tall indie rocker bartender with tattoos was gently cleansing beer glasses. Being Friday the…

It look as if Funtime Diane has had one heck _(insert appropriate profanity)_ of a day. TO EXPLAIN I have been a lump lately, with the _Blizzard of 03’_ and a general malaise of inactivity, my laundry had reached the _no undies phase._ (Not the sexy _no undies phase_, mind you, but the _have even…